The Right To Know
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Urgent discussions have occurred recently about the identity of Robert Sloon, since an irate journalist phoned up Andrew Lamprecht demanding to know Sloon's 'real' name. As I am respectful of the Peoples' Right to Know (and particularly respectful of how this right is enshrined in the local popular press) I have done all I can to help with the investigation, by making a careful respresentation of what I am told are the distinguishing features of this elusive shadowy character. I apologise for the bad quality of the picture , which is due to my regrettable incompetence in the iPhoto programme, but I hope the image shows up well enough to help the journalist with her search. She has bravely declared that she is determined to unveil him! (Her? Is it Bob or Roberta Sloon? Who knows?)
Labels: evidence, police file, Robert Sloon, unveil
posted by Vince Condesini at 5:31 PM
6 Comments:
I'm Robert Sloon.
Thanks for coming forward! Please go to Newspaper House and hand yourself in.
I'm Robert Sloon.
Ha! Think you can fool us, do you? Pull the wool over the other leg.
I'm Robert Sloon.
No, you're Anonymous. A friend of Sloon's, I've heard. Or in league with him. You probably don't have any friends cos apparently you're a psychopath.
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