IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE ANONYMOUS YOU WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS.
Sunday, December 17, 2006
I am sitting in Berlin with Mr Young and am happy to report that here too you can find good pizza. There is also cheap beer and Kebabs. I have come across some comments posted by 'anonymous' on this blog attempting to malign us. This has made me think a little about you...
Let me start by saying that I know who you are and you best avoid walking around in public from now on. Yes, you may take this as a threat.
More to the point- this Anon thing needs to end. OK, it is an option offered by the blog but if you have something to say at least put an AKA or preferably your name to it. If not, go work for a corporation where you will just be a cog. Then you can relinquish all responsibility for your actions. Perhaps you already have. You are turning yourself into a No Name Brand thing. Wake up.
"The name "Anon" is virtually unknown in any language, which suggests that Anon had no descendants. Perhaps Anon's family suffered from hereditary infertility. It's a well-known biological fact that if your parents had no children, it's very likely that you won't either." Donald E. Simanek
So you are the crank caller, the tagger, the underground operator or you see yourself as the nameless voice of the people. Give us a break. Get a life. Be somebody. The mass graves found across the globe after numerous genocides is where your body will be found.
This may seem a bit rich coming from someone who has worked for over a decade under numerous pseudonyms. But I have my reasons, perhaps I do not want to go to prison.
If you are an artist I have no doubt that you are the type that signs your paintings with your name extra large.
The Artheat platform has the potential for actual dialogue as well as some fucking about. This is your blog, if you don't make it work who will?
You think you can undermine Mr Young with all the "Ed is hairy" postings. Why are you wasting our time? Give it up. At least tell us why you are so attracted to him, what your wet dreams are and how you plan to fuck him.
I offer a reward to anyone that can give me the actual names of Anonymous. This bullshit must come to an end.
Looking forward...
Christian Nerf
PS- we are public not private wankers. Here are some self-help sites you may want to visit- www.al-anon.alateen.org , www.gam-anon .org/
posted by Ed Young at 5:39 PM
9 Comments:
I thought Christian Nerf was an AKA
you say you know who we are yet you offer a reward for our actual names... explain yourself xtian
Luckily Ed normally has the living crap beaten out of him when he visits Europe. Let's hold thumbs bloggers.
"attempting to maligning us"
"if your parents had no children"
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Hello 'Mona'
Well spotted, Christian Nerf is an AKA.
Hello 'Anonymous'
You are the Stuckists, the Spineless and the Vacuous. But I want to know your actual names so that I can make some art.
Hello 'e.u.a.m.'
You are a bigoted dog.
Hello 'nerf herder'
Thank you for correcting my grammar and you will have to take up your second query with Donald E. Simanek.
Don't ever give out your real name lest they get you.
DON'T mind the thirteenth cheque you might (as a freelance artist) not be receiving this xmas, DON'T mind the Basic Income Grant nobody will be receiving this Mangerly Month - how's this for a scam:
Warren Siebrits Modern and Contemporary sent their annual up yours and wishing you a jolly new year etc, as usual, to their mailing list, as normal. But they understamped each envelope by R3.80. My friend Tony received an obliquely phrased demand from Postkom, no way of knowing that the understamped item wasn't his long awaited disability payout, or SARS refund, or even, the secret invite onto the Nerf/Young/Storr Show.
Guessing ( we artists are so intuitive, baby) that they host about 3000 mail-ees, that makes, um... about R11,400.00 which W.S.C. & M. have gifted themselves.
Because I am sure this was a mistake, and because Warren is such an up kind of guy, here's a challenge: pass the saving on to a charity of your choice, for Christ's sake.
I have to pay for my fuck-up of a son's attempts at being cool. I'll be working until I'm a very old dutchman.
Dear eyfaney(dw) Until Marcel Duchamp took up with dowager's in the U.S., who do you think paid for his cool? What's your problem, creep-shit?
dear eyfaney(dw,j) yea, literally, "(your) fuckup". Figuratively, up yours, dad & sit on it.
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