The Novel Project
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Anal Cramp, Josephine Scarlet, A Smith and Robert Sloon have undertaken a write-a-novel-in-30-days project. The novels will be in a blog format and hence available for perusal and comment as they are updated. If you have any interest in novels and writing check out the four blogs at A Fountain For Duchamp, A Road to Nowhere, The Lure of Mount Lurid and The Last Resort.
posted by Robert Sloon at 2:17 PM
7 Comments:
why no comments from Anon?
You're four days in. You're writing a novel, and not a novella, which means you've got to crack about 50,000 words. You've got 49,990 words left, and 26 days. That's 1922 words per day. You're fucked. Stick to making art, or making blogs, or chopping wood, or whatever it is you're good at, you wretched, ordinary, pointless little ciphers.
sorry. here goes:
Well, Ed Young's a doos, he's a big fat doos,
he's the biggest doos in the whole wide world,
he's a stupid doos if there ever was a doos,
he's a doos to all the boys and girls.
Monday he's a doos, on Tuesday he's a doos,
and Wednesday to Saturday he's a doos,
then on Sunday just to be different he's a
super King Kamehameha doo-oos.
Have you ever met Ed Young,
he's the biggest doos in the whole wide world,
he's a mean old doos and he has stupid hair,
he's a doos doos doos doos doos doos doos,
doos doos doos doos doos doos cause-a
he's a stupid doos,
Ed Young's a doos and he's just a dirty doos,
Ed Young is a doos-ah
what about a novel about me leaving sang?
Or one about me winning an award?
New Signatures?
This anon who loves ed so much seems to crack things out pretty fast, maybe they could help. It's so consistent too
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