Musical Chairs
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
This week's Special is a match your favourite artist to a music star... We at ArtHeat have a few ideas:
Kendell Geers = REM
Marlene Dumas = Celine Dion
Sue Williamson = Dave Matthews Band
William Kentridge = U2
Guy Tillim = Ben Harper
Pieter Hugo = Jack Johnson
Moshekwa Langa = Will Smith
Pippa Skotnes = Mango Groove
Malcolm Payne = Pink Floyd
Tracey Rose = Kelis
Gavin Younge = Milli Vanilli
Mikhael Subotsky = James Blunt
Minette Vari = Sinead 'O Conner
Gregg Smith = Franz Ferdinand
Ruth Sacks = Kelly Clarkson
Ed Young = Little Bow Wow
Zen Marie = Craig Davids
Andrew Putter = Moby
Matt Hindley = The Counting Crows
Christian Nerf = The Eels
Kathryn Smith = Tori Amos
Trinity Sessions = Back Street Boys
Dave Scadden = Slipknot
Doreen Southwood = Britney Spears
Galerie Puta = Village People
Bernie Searle = Tracey Chapman
Jay Pather = Queen
Robert Sloon = The Unicorns
Thembikose Goniwe = Outkast
Robin Rhode = Justin Timberlake
Jane Alexander = Alanis Morisette
If you've been left out. Sorry. It's because you're a bad artist.
Kendell Geers = REM
Marlene Dumas = Celine Dion
Sue Williamson = Dave Matthews Band
William Kentridge = U2
Guy Tillim = Ben Harper
Pieter Hugo = Jack Johnson
Moshekwa Langa = Will Smith
Pippa Skotnes = Mango Groove
Malcolm Payne = Pink Floyd
Tracey Rose = Kelis
Gavin Younge = Milli Vanilli
Mikhael Subotsky = James Blunt
Minette Vari = Sinead 'O Conner
Gregg Smith = Franz Ferdinand
Ruth Sacks = Kelly Clarkson
Ed Young = Little Bow Wow
Zen Marie = Craig Davids
Andrew Putter = Moby
Matt Hindley = The Counting Crows
Christian Nerf = The Eels
Kathryn Smith = Tori Amos
Trinity Sessions = Back Street Boys
Dave Scadden = Slipknot
Doreen Southwood = Britney Spears
Galerie Puta = Village People
Bernie Searle = Tracey Chapman
Jay Pather = Queen
Robert Sloon = The Unicorns
Thembikose Goniwe = Outkast
Robin Rhode = Justin Timberlake
Jane Alexander = Alanis Morisette
If you've been left out. Sorry. It's because you're a bad artist.
posted by Robert Sloon at 5:42 PM
38 Comments:
Bridget Baker = Janis Joplin
ed younge = heinz winkler
Ed Younge is the Milli Vanilli of Maurizio Cattelan.
"If you've been left out. Sorry. It's because you're a bad artist."
Ed Young has just been roasted. Oh how I love in-blog fights!
Justin Brett= Billy Ray Cyrus
robertsloon = paris hilton
julia clark = jessica simpson
Stuart Bird = Pete Doherty
geoff grundlingh = elton john
james webb = the artist formerly known as prince
bullshit - Geoff Grundlingh = Gary Glitter
julia teale = madonna
look out for him in a cambodian prison near you
Zwelethu Mthethwa = Michael Jackson
max wolpe = ringo starr
bruce gordon = keith richards
Dave Southwood = John Bon Jovi
nandipha mthambo = skunk anansi
He was actually born as John Bongeovi, but this is the way he spells it: Jon Bon Jovi
"nandipha mthambo = skunk anansi"
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahahahaha!
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
Robert Sloon wishes he = The Unicorns
Actually, Robert Sloon = Lou Bega
...and Doug Gimberg = Aphex Twin
what about veronique malherbe?>
Ed Young = Kurt Darren
Lebo Tlali = Bloc Party
Ed Young = Bles Bridges
Kathryn Smith = Girl Least Likely To
Ed Young wishes he was Little Bow Wow. More like Vanilla Ice. Anything less than his best is a felony.
Ed and Ruthie = Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen
No no no! Ed and little Ruth = Joost van der Westhuizen and Amor Vittone-van der Westhuizen
No no - ed young and ruth = danny k and mandoza
the whole of michaelis = the jackson family/the brady brunch/ full house/ The Consentual Incest Family Band
oh and.... Pieter Hugo is DEFINITELY The Hoff. No diggity No Doubt
jonathan garnim = midnight oil
joao ferriera = robert palmer
michael stevenson = elton john
gavin jantjes = va va voom
Ed and Ruthy = Milli and Vanilli
i know this is self-absorbed and i am hollow and stupid and just broke up with my boyfriend but... i don't get the jessica simpson thing? i want to be jarvis cocker please... and matt, you see it was sloon! oh don't forget the obvious: rowan smith=chris martin and george gratrix = mother of Apple (she does sing in that one film)
if stuart is pete d does that make kirsty kate moss? huh?
marilyn martin = marilyn manson
jessica simpson also wants to be jarvis cocker
does anyone actually know any local musicians/bands?
the mandoza danny k is refreshing but everything else proves all of you are just a bunch of losers! don't yoou know chicco, joe nina, brenda fassie, lebo mathosa... please now!!!
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