ArtHeat Competition
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
We're sitting here and Robert Sloon reckons he's better at Photoshop than Ed Young. This is a call for someone to set the parameters for the hardest Photoshop contest ever, ArtHeat reader will get to vote on the winner. Whoever submits the best contest idea will win R100 and a toe-licking from Lyndi Sales.
posted by Ed Young at 11:19 PM
15 Comments:
How we all wish Ed Young would fuck off
Cunts like Ed will never emigrate. Its called a BRAIN drain after all. Besides, his allowance won't stretch as far overseas.
how about a conversion of Pippa Skotnes into a bushman, using only a photo of Pippa, no cut and pasting, only manipulation and filters etc.?
here are the paramaters for your compatition...
Using only the images that I provide. check your Inbox Sloon!
1. pic 1 (some random family)
2. pic 2 A dinosaur (must be coloured as realisticly as possible!)
3. pic 3 (baby pandas)
what you must do.
remove the family members form the fore ground. (you'll use them later)
add in the dinosaur with the baby pandas. (where ever you want)
the point of this is to see who can recreate the back ground as if the family was not there at all...
(I can do this so dont complain)
the person who recreats the back gound and adds in a photo realistic Dinosaur and baby pandas.
(use shadows and effects to create a picture as realistic as possible)
the loser gets a kick in the balls.
from everyone in the room at the time of judgment!
I've never met Ed Younge, but judging by his posts, he seems like the kind of guy who had the living crap kicked out of him at school by the cool kids, and now compensates by teasing his new less cool friends.
Bravo! You can take the boy out of bloem etc
To People that post under anonymous.
People that post under anonymous have some sort of inner hate towards them selves as the only way they can feel secure is to remain unknown. They loose sleep wishing they could be happy (probably pray to God for something better every night). No one cares about unknown people cause when they die the planet feels better, more air for the people who are not afraid to be known. Its seems that these anonymous people feel so insecure that they can only let out there pathetic issues from the safety of being anonymous most of their comments seem juvenile as if written by people that actually have nothing important to say, thus this is all they will ever be in the world we live in, Sad, lonely, stupid and anonymous. Remember being anonymous saves them from direct personal harm as their personalitys are so weak, It just proves they don't have 'balls' and that is why these anonymous people will never amount to anything except nothing. If no one knows who you are you who is going to care just a waste of space So please just FUCK OFF! cool kids my ass! Please go kill yourselves its not like we'll notice anyway...
Ocegg you poes when are you going to pay me????
I agree with you, I herd this theory that people who post under anonymous suffer deep identity issues,that it stems from a usless sex drive and or lack of or none at all.
Thier Mothers are usually to blame as their fathers could never get it up, or Thier fathers just could not get it up, rendering there home lives in a state of unsaid embarrisment (ugly mothers). They fear to venture out alone as they are scared of what people think of them, this is there constant issue people looking down on them casue they cant get it up when it comes to the crunch! These people are usually the type to let you down in any situation, becasue their parents let them down, all they know is how to see other peoples issues to help quwell thier pain. They only way for them to vent there inner anger/frustration is to do it from behind a fence anonymously (cause it was usually them who got beaten by the cool Kids at school).
Ed Young = The drummer from Def Leppard, well known for being marginally competent despite a self-induced leg injury.
you ripped me off Zorp!
I know where you live so you better remain anonymous if you know whats good for you!
If I win this art heat compo could I just get two six packs of black lable and skip the toe licking?
Remove all traces of Andrew Limprecht from this blog.
all you stoopit white piepol must lurn to spel.
oWe schpeel just fine, thank you
poepol poepol poepol
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home