This letter would have made it as Artwork of the Week if anonymous had given me a phone number.

Anonymous said...
Hi Robert, I think artheat needs a dose of transformation. It is such a hot topic at the moment. Why do you not address this? Maybe it will spice things up. Perhaps you should ask Linda Lovelace to tackle it or another one of your flea bitten honkey floozies. And can you please ban all posts about ed and his hairy girlfriend. Or is it the other way round. I check artheat religously and it can be so entertaining, and I think all your regular readers are so bored with the last couple of editions of this blog, that all they can do is think and write up shit about the hairy fucking couple.

I am so bored with artheat I am going to write the longest and most boring post ever. Jesus. Maybe you should move artheat to Bloemfontein for a little while. Get some inspiration. Or get Sean O'Toole to write for you. Then you can have a really boring blog. He can write under the boring pseudonym Dr. Boring.

My other pet hate besides Ed's hairy arse is of course the Michaelis in jokes. But you are maybe spot on. It is a fucking joke of a place. The other day visiting I bumped into some seriously retarded individuals that teach there. Oh crap. Inbred rock spiders urgh.

Then CAPE - shame, they cant get it together and you keep on hitting on them. Why? Do YOU want to be CEO? Its a lonely place on top they say and quite far to fall.

One thing I admire however, is your consistent inconsistency when passing judgement on the art of others. I cant wait for your show girly. Not sure which one to turn up at - Joburg or Cape Town? Which one do you think I am going to be at? Would you look for me and wonder if I am there? Which one of those drunken art whores hanging out at seriously trendy undergroundish dodgy fucking pissup gallery openings? I will be the one that suck your cock later in the loo. Promise.

Till then.